Cuban Phrases Translated Literally

CUBAN PHRASES WE LIKE TO TRANSLATE THEM FROM SPANISH TO ENGLISH EXACTLY IT'S FUN BECAUSE IT'S SILLY AND DOESNT MAKE SENSE HALF THE TIME

PLEASE DO NOT POST COMMERCIALS OR ANY OTHER PROPAGANDA ON THIS FORUM........THIS IS JUST A PAGE TO HAVE FUN TRANSLATING CUBAN SAYINGS.......NO VULGARITY PLEASE. THANK YOU.