The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was "Arrrgh!" - Piraticus 13:7

Welcome to the official Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Facebook Group, organised to promote free thinking, pasta, beer, satire and the meaty balls to speak your mind. Aaaargh!

Please take note of our group's rules and guidelines:

What do we stand for?
-All that is good.
What are we against?
-All that isn't good.

"The more you read about us, the more you're going to be persuaded that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true creator and that FSMism is the Best. Religion. Ever. Go ahead, try us for 30 days. If you don't like us, your old religion will most likely take you back. Unless it's the Jains, whose feelings are easily hurt." - Bobby Henderson

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), is the fastest growing carbohydrate-based religion. According to church founder Bobby Henderson, the universe and all life within it were created by a mystical and divine being: the Flying Spaghetti Monster. What drives the FSM’s devout followers, a.k.a. Pastafarians? For some it’s the reassuring touch from the FSM’s 'noodly appendage.' Some love the worship service, conducted in pirate English and attended by congregants in dashing buccaneer garb. Others are drawn to the Church’s flimsy moral standards. Religious holidays are every Friday, and Pastafarian heaven is way cool: Does your heaven have a Stripper Factory and a Beer Volcano? Intelligent Design has finally met its match - and it has nothing to do with apes or the Olive Garden of Eden." - The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery. For more information, here is a quick overview of Pastafarianism:

Our sacred texts:
'The Open Letter to the Kansas School Board'
'The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'
'The Loose Canon. A Really Important Collection of Words'

Our holidays:

Official website:

Our Facebook page:

For closet Pastafarians, we still maintain our former official, now secret, group:

For the ultimate pirate experience, change yer Facebook setting to Pirate English!

In the name of the Pasta, the Sauce and the Holy Meatballs, R'Amen!