You know you're from Hillsborough, NJ when...

- you still argue over which elementary school is the best
- you were really excited when the town finally got a movie theatre
- you know who Doris Duke was
- you know that a Ramrod is more than the first gay bar in New York City.
- you used to have a mailing address that wasn't Hillsborough (Belle Mead, Neshanic Station, etc.)
- you miss getting ice cream from Brikens, but it's ok because now we have Maggie Moos
- you remember what it was like before we had a Blockbuster
- you know that "your" pizza place is better than the 5,000 other pizza places in town
- you also know that Angelo's is actually the best
- your family goes grocery shopping at Shop Rite
- you have to go out of town to go bowling or to the mall
- you have to go out of town to see anything with subtitles
- it's not uncommon for you to drive by a farm
- you still feel like you're from a small town, even though your graduating class was more than 500
- you didn't have friends from the other side of 206 until middle school
- it's 10 pm...do you know where your children are? Most likely at Applebees for half priced appetizers.
- you know what the Sourlands are and have gone up there to hike
- you know that the best coffee in town comes from Bagel B.O.P.
- you've gone to Princeton just to get ice cream because you had nothing else to do
- you spend half of your breaks at home partying at Rutgers
- you've gone to the grease trucks
- you hate BRHS, especially BRHS sports
- you know that Spirit Night is the best night of the year
- you remember the days of Doug Poye and can't imagine what the high school must be like without him
- you've gone to the diner or IHOP after a Homecoming dance
- you rep the 908
- YOU'RE FROM THE GREATEST TOWN EVER!