Famous Quotes from the educated mouth of Elise 'Eliose' Lorner.

Elise 'Eloise' Lorner is a small town country bogan. Holding a degree in fish shit and some more.. she constantly shits out crap quotes and comments, earning her and her blonde head of hair a name.

Her intelligence stunned even those from the big bang theory with her highly developed brain reknown all over the world.

please share her intelligent experiences and/or intelligent quotes :)