I, Dame Lillibet of Radnor, bring of somewhat sound mind
(?) and desiring to have more fun in the prime of my life, do
solemnly swear to uphold the ideals of the Red Hat Society,
as soon as I figure out what they are !!!! In the meantime I
intend to mis-behave and enjoy laughter whenever possible.
Thanks for yor great company at today's luncheon and coronation.