Rodger Goodell has got to go

You're a mean one, Roger Goodel
You really are a pric,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Roger Goodel, You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel! You're a monster, Roger Goodel,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Roger Goodel, I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole! You're a vile one, Roger Goodel,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Roger Goodel, Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the ... seasick crocodile! You nauseate me, Roger Goodel,
With a nauseous super "naus",
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Roger Goodel, You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich, with arsenic sauce! You're a foul one, Roger Goodel,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Roger Goodel, The three words that describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, Stank,
Stunk!" You're a hater, Roger Goodel,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Roger Goodel, Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots!