It's Pronounced 'Lizbef': Elizabeth, South Australia (5112-5113)

A group for people that came from, or still live in, Elizabeth (pronounced 'Lizbef'). You know you're from Elizabeth when:

- you were born at the Lyell McEwin

- you've ended up in casualty at the Lyell McEwin at least once

- you've either pissed, shat or vomited in a train station underpass

- you've wagged school to hang out at the Centre (pronounced 'Senna')

- you've pissed in the big pool at the Aquadome

- 'Hey Santa Claus' by Kevin Bloody Wilson would make a good basis for a doco about Christmas at your place

- you were in the same classes at school with at least two of your cousins

- you've done doughies and/or burnouts behind the Edinburgh RAAF base

- you don't believe in using any more than two syllables in any one word

- you use 'and that' as a verbal full stop and that

- Coopers Pale Ale is strictly for poofs

- Bourbon and Coke count as two food groups

- Father's Day either scares or confuses you

- You've given up smoking at least once before getting to high school

- You refer to mates that went to Thomas More College as 'Thomas Morons'

- When you were on your P's, the cops stopped you at least once just for being on your P's

- You know exactly WHICH bits of the Elizabeth area are dodgier than others (I'm looking at you, Davoren Park)

- Davoren Park is still either 'the West' or 'the Fields', depending on which side of the Kari you're on

- You still refer to the Playford Tavern as the Kari

- Your car has been, should be, or is currently defected

- You've driven a car that has had at least two different coloured body panels on it, or has been in primer for most of the time you've owned it

- You have at least one piece of clothing with purple stains on it

- As a kid, you jumped into the pond at Fremont Park at least once

- As a kid, you went to see Father Christmas at John Martins at least once (i'm assuming that everyone on here is 18+ and would remember John Martins)

- You know that the only tourist attraction is the Clock Tower

- You have a dope plant growing in your backyard, but it always goes missing just before it's done

- You've stolen your neighbour's dope plant to replace the one some c*nt just ripped off

- You say c*nt a lot and don't even know it

- If you haven't lost your virginity by the end of Year 10, then there's something wrong with you

- You believe that Centrals is the greatest football team in the entire universe

- You've had your car broken into at either Elizabeth or Womma station at least once

- You've broken into a car at either Elizabeth or Womma station at least once

- All your mates either work at the Holden factory or are on the dole

- You have at least one punch-up a year just for the sake of punching on

- When at Argana Park, you've either (a) played soccer, (b) played netball or (c) scored weed

- You can clearly understand almost any Scottish or English accent, no matter how strong it is

- You know what a 'Plasma Bonus' is, and may have qualified for several of them before your 21st birthday

- You get Jehovah's Witnesses doorknocking you so often, you tell them to f*ck off on a first name basis

- it takes several years to finish doing up the Aquadome (again!? I remember the same thing happening when the Aquadome was first built in the mid 80s!)

- you give your mate with a VN Calais shit for being a 'yuppie c*nt'

- 'Sennalink' isn't a road named after a deceased Formula 1 racing driver.

- th cash converters staff send u bday cards and kno th names of all ur kids and grand kids (stolen from Julieanne)

- u attended at least one argana park disco and two "blue lights" at the octagon and then went to bingo with ya mum/nanna at the octagon on the following sunday (stolen from Julieanne)

-"sennalink" workers kno u on first name basis (stolen from Katie)

- u refer 2 Elizabeth shoppin Centre as "the senna" (stolen from Katie)

- ur banned from half the shops at "the senna" 4 stealin LMAO (stolen from Katie)

- Argana Park was ur local hangout every friday nite (stolen from Katie)

- police show up in riot gear to assist you in a road rage incident. (stolen from Dave)

- you concider public transport to be a great source of entertainment. (stolen from Dave)

- a vs series lll statesman is your dream car. (stolen from Dave)

- You know all the local cops on a "first name" basis. (stolen from Dean)

- You have more then one car rusting on your front lawn. (stolen from Dean)

- You really really want a "Torona" or VH Commie. (stolen from Dean)

- You own both already and they are rusting on your lawn. 8) (stolen from Dean)

- When you have friends over you tell the "Defacto" to get out the "good bong as you are having company over" (stolen from Dean)

- You house doesnt have curtians, you have silver foil on the windows. (or news paper if you are from Lizzbiff Norff) (stolen from Dean)

- You can burp your name... backwards... and be understood. (stolen from Dean)

- You think "safe sex" is locking the doors on your Gemmi. (stolen from Dean)

- You thought "Ripples" were cool to wear. (stolen from Dean)

- You STILL think "Ripples" are cool to wear. (stolen from Dean)

- You thought watching friday night wrestling counts as "foreplay" (stolen from Dean)

- when the cops roll up to ya pissup 4 times before 10PM, and then used the fine they dished out as blunt paper last weekend, and will do it again next... (stolen from Mathew)

- you walk through the cenna and see six sheila's with 8 kids between em, and you know their yours (stolen from Mathew)

- u start raving on about how good the public schools are
(stolen from Claire)

- you see a person in a shopping centre withno shoes on and you think nothing of it (stolen from Claire)

- flannelette shirts are still in fashion as are all gangsta clothing! (stolen from Claire)

- you see teens wearing plastic/costume jewellery and treating it like they are real. (stolen from Claire)

- you see a mum with one child and assume the others must be at school or in childcare. (stolen from Claire)

- you know EXACTLY what you are entitled to at centrelink. (stolen from Claire)

- you know who Tony Coney is and are familiar with his work.

- You've either bought, downloaded, burnt, stole or taped every single Cold Chisel and Jimmy Barnes album ever recorded

- You know that catching the last train to Gawler Central is only for those with a death wish.

- you have at least one major appliance from Radio Rentals.

- you have at least one major appliance from Crime Converters.

- You're always hanging shit on the place, but you're always the first to defend it when an outsider starts slagging it off to you

- You proudly refer to yourself as an Elizabethan

So yeah ... I couldn't find any other groups for peeps from Elizabeth 5112-5113 other than groups for schools (hell, even 5114 have their own group), so here you go. You don't have to live there anymore to join this group, just growing up there and moving away for whatever reason is reason enough.