Aldermaston RFC

Like mincy boots? Enjoy the colour pink? Do you appreciate Stade Francais more for their outstanding shirts rather than their Gallic flair on the pitch? Can you chin a pint of baileys in a respectable time? Can you keep it down?

If you answered 'yes' to one or more of the above questions, you're ready to join Aldermaston RFC!

PS. If you answered 'yes' to all but the last 2 questions then unfortunately you appear to be either Lee Martin of Sir Nathan of Quelchshire, in either case you can still play with us, but we've already sent comiserations cards to your parents for having such intersting specemins as "Sons"...