I Just Love Peshawar...!!!

You know you are from Peshawar WHEN...

1) You think that now that we have Masooms and Rahat we are becoming like Lahore or Karachi

2) You know how amazing chief burger really is, only in Peshawar.

3) Scope is everything

4) You are not surprised subway was a bad idea in Peshawar.

5) Almost every second wedding you go to will be at Peshawar club

6) You love to hate sadder

7) You have seen the fat guy who sells paneer in sadder, cause damn! It’s the only place in the world that sells paneer!

8) You have woken up early in the morning just to go to sadder for halwa puri.

9) You think your posh, when you go to PC.

10) You refer to Peshawar as PeKHawar

11) You are pretty much used to bomb blasts

12) You eat meat. Lots of it. Anytime. Anywhere. Charsi Tikka sums it all up.

13) You still think that Peshawar is more lively than dead Islamabad

14) If you’re a women you can’t even think about going out without your face uncovered unless you want a 1000 heads turning

15) You will speak the truth, the whole truth and ONLY the truth. Real life example: When in a darzi shop and asked master cherta dey, the answer I got was "jee agha thishoo mityazoo" ta tley dey"

16) Bibi shireen is played at any function

17) You have to try harder after your exams to get into KMC or Jinnah, anything less not acceptable

18) Your father wants green tea after everything he eats

19) Your mother knows where every women has got her clothes from and the price of it

20) You understand the categorisation of “tomyaaan” or “tommy”

21) You use the phrase “mara preda”

22) You refer to everyone else as “Pujabyaan”

23) Your favourite car is either Toyota or Civic, and kids will compete over who’s father has the best car

24) You have noticed that Pizza hut salad bar is the ultimate place to stare out a girl

25) Are aware that KFC is a dating spot and if your not there for that then you will outstare them till they leave

26) You celebrate Eid one day before the government.

27) You know our city can’t be like Lahore or Karachi

28) Felt like Deans shopping centre was the biggest disappointment ever

29) You like going into Chen One even if you have nothing to do there

30) You think Jans is the coolest shop in the world

31) You have tried very hard to compliment the airport but given up in the end

32) Nearly every second person in Saddar will try to sell you “ilashtic” and you’ll end up buying more of it than your actual clothes

33) You know that “Fuwara chawk” doesn’t actually have a Fountain.

34) Your parents protect you and dont let you party

35) When you normally talk, people think you are yelling

36) It is normal for your father or grandfather to put a gun under his pillow

37) You speak Pashto whenever and wherever you feel like, loud enough for everyone to hear

38) Your dad insults you by insulting himself.... "da khar bachiya"

39) You say Marra, Waee, Yara Kho no etc while talking in urdu with your desi friends

40) You think you can beat up someone twice your size because you have "Pashtun blood"

41) When ur parents are always complaining abt u and NEVER happy with anything you do comparing you to other people

42) You have a pocket in your partowg

43) You serve dry fruit to every guest that comes

44) You have utmost respect for women...The women of your house are covered when out...yet your favourite swear words begin with 'Wa sta khor...' and 'Sta kho mor...'

45) When your watching tv, "Pasa beighairatha katoona de ushlol"

46) Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to eat food

47) You have at the very least thirty cousins

48) You think the only solution to any problem is fighting

49) You tend to pronounce plate -- PILLATE and glass -- GEE LASS

50) You try and fit 5 kids in the back of a Hatchback. One on top of the other.

51) You carefully unwrap presents to save the wrapping paper so you can use it to re-gift later on.

52) You think your cool just because you live in Hayatabad

53) You have cousins or neighbours that STILL go to Peshawar Model

54) You used to think army stadium was the coolest place to hang out when you were young and would look at the lights till your head hurts while your passing in the car

55) You don't hesitate to laugh out loud to anyone who tries to be "madran" by speaking english in public.

56) Your mum still thinks Shereen Mahal has the best sweets.

57) A restaurant trip is useless unless you have had soup for starters

58) You referred to "Ice berg" as "Ice borg" when it existed

59) When you go for any buffet, especially Shiraz, your mum makes you starve all day so that "paysay rawapas shee"

60) All of a sudden next door is turning into a school or a university

61) If you live in Hayatabad you feel the need to compliment the ring road everytime you go in it because it doesn't take you 2 hours to go shopping anymore

62) You can hear the corn seller shouting "wagayyy wagayyy" on the street.

63) You think the ice cream seller is going to wait for you by screaming "Udrayga" from inside your house

64) Most of your friends are either Khan or Ullah

65) You have learnt to accept that nearly every sign post will have grammatical or spelling errors

66) You are not bothered that straight men hold hands in public

67) You pretend to understand "ghass" and "khee" lass

68) You talk to a girl/boy once and already start planning your wedding with them

69) You don't find the joke about pathans and Naswaar funny anymore

70) Eating your meals on the floor is normal

71) You think your "madran" when you go to the village

72) If you buy a new car, a round in the cheif plaza is a must

73) You will wash your car up, at least twice a week outside Haq Khokha

74) You have realised that every second Shop in Qissa Khawani Bazar in Summers sells Falloda :p

75) 'Wikhto sara be chera na kay!' haha.. You think that parting your hair in the middle and growing it long is kool and typical pathaan style...And when you get into 1st year, you realize that you were just being 'kali-waal' and you ought to funk up your hair..

76)You think you are cooler than Islamia college students because you are an Edwardian...

77) You need a passport picture and anybody who finds out recommends Ziadi photographer!

78) You have never lived in your village but the moment someone finds out you are from some district, they say, 'Alaka agha Fazal Mahmad (Mohd) pejane...!'

79) You know your from Peshawar when you meet yet another Peshawari "acquaintance" outside Peshawar and ask "Paikhawar hum agha rangay dai ka badal sho".

80) You have heard or used the phrases "Warka dung" and "Olamba"

81) You visit Sitara Market just to buy a weapon or something cool meant for the army; or to get Mayonnaise at a cheaper cost!

82) You squeeze in more than 6 people into the back seat of a taxi, and argue the whole way to decrease cost.

83) You get stared at for wearing shorts in public.

84) You introduce yourself to Chaman Ice-Cream!!

85) You feel superior to your class mates just because they are following Matric or FSc and you Cambridge.

86) You prank call Pizza Hut and they stupidly reply to your every word!

87) You wonder where the invisible "A" appeared in your name.. "Noman-A" "Ahmad-A" "Omar-A" "Yousuf-A"

88) You listen to and sing Pekhawar kho Pekhawar de kna! :P

89) You reasonless-ly hate Punjabis!

90) You say or listen to the sentence "da pekhawar khalko har cha kaar k kaar dey" almost everyday.

91) You criticize the Peshawar to Islamabad motorway throughout the journey.

92) You think everything is the Mullahs fault.

93) You believe that seat belts are for cowards.

94) You are used to respond whenever anyone yells "ai alaka/jinai"

95) You eat 2 kilo of fruit as free samples just to check the "quality" so that the 1 kilo you actually buy does not turn out to be kharab.

96) You visit Bilour Plaza for a phone, and go through every shop to find the cheapest price!

97) You start a fight just because someone said spee bachia, even if it was thrown at you in a joke!

98) You have heard someone or said yourself: 'khpul geera/breyd ba pa spee mityaazey okharoam!'

99) You visit the hospitals feeling well, leave feeling sick and helpless!

100) You are used to men peeing at every corner of the street. :P

101) When you've seen the fat woman in Saddar with a HUGE foot.

102) You use the phrase 'Agha punjabyaaaan che wartha ___________ wai' for everything that comes out of you're mouth and altering the words to a punjabi accent.

103) When you are bored then you go out of your house alone alone without your car, set in the bus on Board stop and travel up to Haji Camp passing from Saddar and Khaibar bazaar and when you return back you feel happiness and your heart says 'Pekhawar kho Pekhawar dai kana'

104) When u think that Bara bus should be in Formula 1

105) when u know that sikh can speak pashto

106) when u know that Bara is dangerous place to go to.

107) When people would make assumptions about your dads profession... docter saib, wakeel saib zwey

108) When ur in a red light and the car behind is horning at u!

109) When peshawaris(hindko-wal) are called punjabiyan

110) When u notice peshawar model school buses more than local transport busses.

111) While seeing girls being with your Friends your comment on them would be " Left Wali Teri Right wali Meri"

112) When the girl in your class Topped you say " Mara dui tole Rattay Lagai"

113) When your Mom usually yelling ay you "Marrh She" and Your Grandmother " Zwani marg che bachaya". You know its her love so you keep calm and smile at them...!

Thats why we say " I Just Love Peshawar "..!!!