Jason Voorhees is a sexy beast

He may be a drowned retard but he's returned from the lake with style, getting himself a hockey mask and machette and i know i'm not the only one who FANTASIZES ABOUT BEING SPANKED WITH THE FLAT SIDE OF A MACHETTE BY JASON VOORHEES IN A FUCKING HOT HOCKEY MASK!!!! On Friday the 13th as well!! purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr