Le Chateau de Onslow

For starts, Chateau Onslow is not a Chateau. It is a house filled with people who speak very bad French and lie about the type of house they live in.
We share a passion for cheese, trampolines, Mr. Squiggle and paying rent every other Tuesday. Now I think about it, that last one isn't a passion as such... it's just something we have in common.