I Would Like To Go To a Washington NFL Football Game with Matt Maloy

It's free for you...

You don't have to like the Washington NFL team, but you do have to like me.

You don't have to pay for
your ticket, but you do have to spend pre-, post- and in-game with me.

You don't have to like football at all, but we can still hang out and talk about whatever.

I may be slightly distracted during the game.